Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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