She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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