You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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