"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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