Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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