You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We have started to decorate penises.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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