that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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