I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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