And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I could fuck to npr.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
