Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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