it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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