is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
