she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You are a genius and a whore.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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