just come out here and I will go home with you...
well you can't waste a boner
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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