did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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