best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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