Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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