Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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