we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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