real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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