...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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