For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
love makes seman taste better
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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