That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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