guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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