We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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