Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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