what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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