You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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