I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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