Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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