drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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