I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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