Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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