U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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