Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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