No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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