it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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