I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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