i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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