I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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