You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I could fuck to npr.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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