there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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