We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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