We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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