..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
