Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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