oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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