M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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