i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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