Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
two words...techno handjob
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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