break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Did I show you my penis last night?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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