You made me cry and you don't even care
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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