So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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