"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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